SENSE OF HUMOR

FLASH FICTION FOR ASPIRING WRITERS ….Challenge   January 5, 2016

 

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Sense Of Humor

“Good morning, I have an appointment with Dr. Jones. ”

“Which Dr. Jones?  We have two in this office.”

“Oh!  I don’t know.”

“What is your date of birth and last name?”

“I was born on April 1, 1981 and my last name is Not.”

“Is that spelled K n o t?”

“No, it is not. It is spelled N o t.”

“Really!  What is your first name Mr. Not?”

“It is Will.”

“Really!”

“Yes, Will Not.”

“Mr. Not you are scheduled with Dr. Bony Jones.”

“Really!”

“Yes sir.  I also need the name of someone to contact in case of an emergency.”

“My mother can be contacted.  Her last name is Bell. ”

“What is her first name?”

“It is Clara.”

“Really! It’s Clara Bell?”

“That is correct.  My grandmother and mother had a sense of humor.”

“Just out of curiosity, Mr. Not, do you have any children?”

“I have a son.  His name is Ken.”

“So, it’s Ken Not?”

“Yes, I almost have a sense of humor!”

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Copyright © 2016 Written by Jessie Cross ~ All rights reserved

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